This guy's watching TV..

There's this guy sitting in his lounge room watching TV, when he hears a knock at the door. He answers the door but no one's there. Until he notices a small snail at his front step who says to him "Hey! Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Get the fuck out of here!" Angry, the man picks the snail up and flings him across the yard. Then slams the front door behind him as he goes back inside. Four years later, the same guys sitting in his lounge room watching TV, when he hears another knock at the door. When he answers, he sees the same snail standing there, who says to him "What the fuck was all that about?"

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