And he lands on a huge pile of horse shit. MMM, delicious. He eats and eats until he is absolutely stuffed. He is so full, when he tries to fly away, he get can't get airborne. He sees this pitchfork leaning on the wall, and he climbs up it, all the way to the tippy-top of the handle. He launches himself into the air, but unfortunately, plummets to the ground and goes SPLAT! The moral of this story is: Never fly off the handle when you're full of shit.
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