1.How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
2.Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
3.Let me smell that shirt-don't worry, its good for another week.
4.Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed him and walk him every day.
5.That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
6.Why don't you hitchhike? It would be totally cheaper.
7.The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
8.Don't clean your room often; It makes the rest of the house look bad.
9.Can I borrow your new speed-metal CDs?
10.Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure out what to do.
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