Sorry, english is not my native language, but i give it a try.
Lunch break in the pathology.
The superintendent rushs in and screams:
"Which of you sick fucks sticks a shrimp in Mrs. Millers pussy?"
The confused team looks completly shocked at each other. After a while one of them dares to speak: "Boss, to be honest i can't believe anyone of our team will do something disgusting like this!"
"Well, it looks like we have someone with massive mental issues here, follow me" he commands. The whole team follows to the morgue. He pulls away the blanket from Mrs. Miller spread her legs and points at her vagina. "So ? Someone has to explain this now!"
They look at each other with a questioning look, but after a long silence a girl takes all her courage and answers:
"But Boss, thats here clitoris ?"
The boss turns around:
"Oh really? Strange ... but it exactly tastes like shrimps?"
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