Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

You know how during surgery they give you anesthetic but you're
not really unconsious, so you still hear what's going on. Here
are some of those things you don't want to hear.


"Uhh... I forgot which part came next."


"Ok guys this is my last operation of the day. Then I got a date
with this hot chick!"


"I wish I had brought my glasses today."


"Can someone turn off that pumping red thing? It's irritating
me."


(During a brain operation) "LOOK LOOK! HAHAHA! I can make his
leg twitch!"


"I have a sudden urge to act like Zorro."


"What was I supposed to amputate again?"


"This is my first operation guys, don't help me out!"


"Whaddya mean he wasn't scheduled for a sex transplant?"


"I wish that damn repairman would fix the lights already!"


"I bet I could do two operations at once."


"Oops, dropped my contact."


"Hmm...I don't think it was a good idea to eat while doing
this..."


"What no inusrance? Ahh well he can live like this."