A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn.
"Evening, boys. What are you doing?"
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied the one lad. "We're just seeing who can tell
the biggest lie about his sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" intoned the minister. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I
never thought about sex at all."
The boys looked at each other and then said in unison, "You win, Pastor!"
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