and he goes inside a bar. There are only two people in it: the bartender and a middle-aged man sitting in a stool. The man sits next to the middle-aged man, who speaks to him, "My name's Pete. You see that wall over there?" He points to outside the window towards a brick wall. "I built that wall. Brick by brick with my bare hands. But they don't call me Pete the wall-builder." He then points to a tunnel in the side of a mountain out the other window. "You see that tunnel?" He said, "I dug that tunnel. I only used a trowel and a pair of gloves. Yet, they don't call me Pete the tunnel-digger." Pete then leans closer to the man and says to him, "But holy shit! You have sex with one pig..."
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