I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said "OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"

A cop is watching...

He watches him as he has extreme difficulty walking down the stairs. The cop...

Good driving

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his...

A penguin is...

...when smoke starts coming out from the hood of his car. He sees a town in...

"I just deleted...

***"It's Hans free"*** *Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren...

Dumb Pick up lines

All those curves, and me with no brakes. Are your legs tired? You've been...

Riding in the car...

... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... "I'm not...

Did you hear...

Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... .> I'll show myself out -.-

Cop wants an excuse

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the...

Blone, brunette,...

when they come upon a convenience store the brunette goes in and comes out...

Car broken down

Her car breaks down on the Interstate one day, so the driver eases it over...