A man meets a friend and sees that his car is total-loss; covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks "What's happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into my ex-wife's lawyer."
"That explains the blood" the man replied, "but what about the
leaves, grass, branches and dirt?"
"Well, I had to chase him through the park first."
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