There were two soldiers on opposite sides of the battlefield [Long]

Well, both sides were told to stop fighting.
The soldier on one side looked over to the other soldier and tried to ask him what job he did.

He made a circle with his fingers and made it going down, signaling that maybe he was a paratrooper.
Then he took his fingers and walked them across his palm to signify if he was maybe a infantry soldier.
Then he made a made a hole with one hand and mimic'd loading shells, asking if he was maybe a soldier who loaded mortars.

The other soldier, terrified, ran away from the army and returned to his wife and kids in his homeland. His wife asked him why he ran away and he said;
"Well the soldier on the opposing side said when the sun comes down he was going to come over to my base, and buttfuck me in the ass!" Signifying the handmotions the soldier made.

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