Kermit the frog walks into a bank...

...and walks up to the teller. Reading her name tag he greets her.
"Hello Patty I would like to take out a loan."
"Uhh you cant take out a loan!?"
"Well why not?"
"We don't give frogs loans."
"But my dad is Mick Jagger!"
"That doesn't matter, we just don't give frogs loans."
"I have collateral though."
"You have collateral?"

Kermit reaches into his jacket pocket,pulls out a small elephant figurine, and hands it to Patty. Annoyed and slightly frustrated, Patty goes to get a manager.
Patty explains the situation to the manager and finishes "....and he gave me this for collateral!....what is this??"
The Manager replies,
"Its a knick knack patty what give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone."

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