... and notices the bar has come under new management. The bartender tells him that if he can complete three challenges, he will win as many drinks as he wants on the house for a year. First, the customer must chug a gallon of tequila in under five minutes without making a face. Then, he must pull out a live alligator's rotting tooth with his bare hands. If he survives that, there is a woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm, and he must make things right for her.
At first, the customer declines, but after a few rounds of liquid courage, he changes his mind. He grabs the tequila and pounds it in 30 seconds like a champ. Manly tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he does not make a face. Then, he stumbles into the room with the alligator and closes the door behind him. The other people in the bar are gathered around, listening. There seems to be a big struggle going on inside, but the customer manages to walk out bloody and bruised. The people applaud him, and he seems to be extremely intoxicated now. He blurts out in slurred speech, "A'ight. Now *hic*, wherzat chick who needed 'er teeth pulled?"
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