A man with a lisp is out one really hot day and decides to stop at the local cafe for an ice cream to cool down a bit. So he sits down and orders an ice cream. While he's waiting, a big wasp starts buzzing round his head. Finally, after a lot of swatting, the wasp seems to have disappeared. Eventually, the waitress arrives with his ice cream. Still nervous he looks around and says to the waitress, "Is that wasp away?" And the waitress replies, "No, it's vanilla".
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