Two rednecks, Billy Bob and Joe, are sitting on the porch, drinking beers and passing the time.
"I know what we can do," says Billy Bob. "Let's play twenty questions."
"How do you play that?" asks Joe.
"Well, I'm gonna think of something, and you gotta figure it out by asking me yes or no questions."
"Okay, let's play."
Billy Bob thinks it over for a moment and comes up with donkey dick.
"Okay, now ask me questions."
"Could I eat it?" Joe asks for his first question.
"Hmm, well...I suppose you could." Billy Bob responds.
"Is it donkey dick?"
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