My golf game is terrible, on a good day I might shoot less than 100. About a month ago I started talking to, Jim, a new member at my club. He is a great golfer with a two handicap.
Last week after our match we were sitting in the bat having drinks. I asked him what his secret was to being such a great golfer. Jim said it was easy. Every time before he played a round of golf he would have sex with his wife. This would relax him and he could play great golf.
Yesterday, we played again. This time I played great, my best round ever. Jim played the worst that I have ever seen. To help him feel better I told him that I had taken his advice, which is why I played so well. Also, he has a helluva nice house.
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