So I was drunk and taking a leak in the urinal....

at the local bar near my home when suddenly this tiny old man about only 3 feet tall steps up to the urinal next to me.

Not that I'm gay or anything, but I watched as this little guy pulled out the largest fucking cock I'd ever seen in my entire life. He looked up and saw me checking out his schlong with my jaw nearly touching the floor.

"You have a fucking problem asshole" says the old man. "N, n, n, no sir" I replied, "I just never seen such a huge cock like that EVER! Especially on a man of your size. How the fuck is that even possible?"

I watched as the corner of his mouth curled up into a half smile, he says "That's because I'm a leprechaun."

"A LEPRECHAUN! I knew it had to be something like that." Spewing my words. "So I guess you owe me three wishes?"

The leprechaun looks up disgustingly at me saying "Fuck off ya prick. I'm not a fucking genie in a god damned bottle you smart ass shithead. However I will grant you one wish based on one condition."

Excitingly I plead to him "Oh hell yea. The women would fucking be all over me with a giant fucking dick like that. Can you make my smaller than average penis as big as yours?"

"Well of course I can. Remember though there is one small stipulation involving this wish of yours."

"Oh but of course." I reply "Just name it little man."

The tiny wonder looks around the bathroom and whispers to me "You're going to have to let me fuck you in the ass first."

"Fuck that shit." I say "No way that thing is going up my poop hole. It would tear me wide open."

"So be it." Says the small hobbling little man, as he heads toward the exit.

I think about it before saying "Wait! Okay. I'll agree to it. Fuck man. This is gonna hurt, but screw it. I really fucking want a cock that big for the ladies. How do we go about this?"

"Just head into this stall, pull down your jeans and bend over. " he says as he hops up onto the toilet seat.

I do as told and feel the huge head of his cock start to invade my virgin fuckhole. I hold back my screaming as I cover my mouth with both hands.

The pain was unbearable as he continued to drill into me with the cock the size of a horse.

I hear him whisper over my shoulder to me. "Do you like that? How's it feel being a leprechauns Bitch? Tell me one thing before I shoot my load into this ass and all over your back. How old are you?"

"Just turned 40 today. I'm here celebrating my birthday. Why do you ask?"

With a giggle and an ahhhh, the old man shouts as he unloads his spunk into me "40 MOTHER FUCKING YEARS OLD AND YOU STILL FUCKING BELIEVE IN LEPRECHAUNS??"