Who was cleaning up one night while the priest gave confession,
The Priest was sick and had to leave, and asked the janitor to finish up the last few confessions,
The janitor reluctantly agreed.
He just listened to confessions and followed a chart with the punishments,
One of his confessors admitted to having oral sex with her neighbor,
This wasn't on the chart, so the janitor asked an altar boy: "What does the priest give for a blowjob?"
"A snickers bar."
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