...and these dolphins could live forever, but they had to be fed female myna birds. The zookeeper, not wanting to lose his prized dolphins, searched far and wide for these mynas before finally returning to the zoo victorious. When he returned, he found that a bunch of lions had escaped. He called security, and they tranquilized the lions before anyone was hurt. The zookeeper stepped over the sleeping lions, since there was no other way to the dolphin enclosures, but was stopped by one of the security guards. The guard then shouted at the zookeeper, "You're under arrest for transporting female mynas across sedated lions for immortal porpoises!"
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