Thirty Times in a Row!

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their
three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while
looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the
family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation
looked hopeless to her--how could she possibly continue to feed
her family now?


In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the man
awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to
see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in
the head.


Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the
cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the
bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your
despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I
will restore your parents and the cow to you." The son agreed to
try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her
again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.


Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had
happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The
mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in
a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried
his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the
mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.


The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow
in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a
hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw
himself in. And there he also met the mermaid.


"I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything
right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."
The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a
row?" The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then
he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as
she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not
THIRTY times in a row?"


Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me
thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to
perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know
that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"