He wanders for nearly two days. Having quickly run out of water, he is crazed with thirst when he crawls over a sand dune and sees an elderly Jewish man standing in front of a table covered in neck ties.
"Water, water..." croaks the Nazi pilot.
"I don't have any water, unfortunately," apologizes the Jewish man. "I do have these lovely neck ties though. Would you like one?"
"You stupid, filthy Jew," curses the Nazi. "Can't you see I'm dying? I need water!"
"You're right, I'm so sorry," says the Jewish man, pointing toward the setting sun. "If you head in that direction about ten kilometers you'll find a fancy country club. I'm sure they'll be able to help you."
Faint with thirst and furious at the Jewish man, the Nazi stumbles toward the setting sun.
He stumbles back three hours later.
"They won't let me in without a tie."
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