The costume party

A couple is excited about a costume party they have just been invited to. The husband, who is black, asked his wife to just pick up a costume for him since he’ll be too busy at work to get one himself. She excitedly agrees.

The next day, he comes home and finds a Batman suit waiting for him. He turns to his wife, who is white, and says: “Honey, you know Batman’s not *black*, right?” She apologizes and promises to pick up a different costume.

The next day, he comes home and sees a different costume waiting for him. “Uhhmm… Sweetheart, you know there ain’t no black *Daredevil*, don’t you?!” Clearly irritated, he demands another costume and walks out.

On the third day, he comes home and sees three cotton balls, a white belt and a three-foot-long 2x4 on the bed. Puzzled, he asks his wife “What’s *this*”?

She says “These are your *choices*. You can either glue the cotton balls on your chest and go as a domino; you can put on the white belt and go as an Oreo cookie; or you can shove the 2x4 up your ass and go as a Fudgsicle!”

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