Golden Duck

Two guys are fishing in a lake and the fish just won't bite. Then they see a duck, so they decide to catch it. The duck says: "Please don't take me, I'm a golden duck, I will lay an egg for each of you. You just make a wish, crack the egg and it will be done." They think for a while and decide: "Ok, we're not even that hungry. So let you be it." The duck lays two eggs and they set it free.

The two guys split up and head for their homes.

The first guy stands in front of his home and thinks: "I'd like to be rich, have a big house, butlers, pool, lots of women...and so on." He throws the egg and then...a big house appears in front of him. He opens the door and his butler greets him, the house looks great, big pool in the backyard, women running around half naked... he lies down on his deck chair, butler gets him a drink..."What a great duck!" he says. At that moment his butler interrupts him - "Sir, there's some poor man at the door. He says he knows you sir.". "Goddammit! I'm rich for 5 minutes and suddenly every bum in the town knows me!" He comes to the door only to see his fishing pal.

-"Help me man. Come with me! I've fu**ed up badly!" says his friend

-"Can I come later? I was just starting to relax."

-"No, please come now. You have to see this, it's a mess!"

-"Ok! Let's go."

They go over to his house and there's a million dildos everywhere. His whole house is filled with dildos. They can't even fit in the house, they're falling out of the windows.

"WTF happened?! What the hell did you wish for?!"

"Well...I was walking home with the egg and thinking "What should I wish for? I need a million fu**ing things." and then I dropped the egg."