There is this regular at a bar who has the body of a God, perfectly sculptured, but he also has a very tiny head; which kind of makes for a funny look.

And so, one day, the bartender musters the courage to mention the funny look, and ask if there was a story behind it.

"Well, I was walking this desert one day, when I cam upon an old style lamp. I rubbed it clean with my sleeve, and poof, a genie came out. It held the shape of a woman, and was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen."

"I shall grant you 3 wishes, she said, "Ask me for anything."

"I first asked for this body, you named perfectly sculptured, and then (as I was now fit) asked her if she would have sex with me all night long. We made love all night, and it was amazing, wonderful, a lay for the ages. In the morning she asked me..."

"What would be your third wish master."

"How about a little head?"...