Sherlock and Dr Watson were engaging in gay sex...

...they run out of lube so Sherlock grabs some lemon curd from the fridge and and covers his knob in it. Confused Watson asked:
"What in Gods name is that Sherlock?"
To which Sherlock replied:
"Lemon entry my dear Watson"

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