A married couple is asleep in bed...

The man wakes up from his wife slapping him in the face. He shouts at her, "What the hell was that for?" She yells back, "That was for twenty years of bad sex!" The couple goes back to sleep.
Later that night, the man wakes his wife up by slapping *her* in the face. She shouts at him, "What the hell was that for?" He replies, "For knowing the difference."

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