A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex.
The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?"
The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich."
Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing.
His mother again replied they were making a sandwich.
A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"
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