"Hey, what species of tree do you think this is? I think it's a beech. Or maybe it's a birch?"
"I don't know! I am going to taste it to find out."
The little woodpecker flies over to the sapling and pecks at it a few times.
"Well? What do you think it is?"
"This, my friend, is neither a beech nor a birch. It's finest piece of ash I ever had my pecker in!"
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