Every day Struggles!!!!!

What to eat???

Man: What are we going to eat baby?

Woman: I don't care anything you want!!!!

Man: Burger?

Woman: No, something else babe

Man: Pizza, Indian, Chinese?

Woman: No, something other than that.

Man: Chicken wings?

Woman: No, I am on a diet lets try something healthier

Man: Salad.....?

Woman: No, I don't want salad. Just pick a place and lets go I am hungry!!!

Man: Cheese cake factory, they have good salads.

Woman: No, its to fattening be a man for once and pick a place I am starving.

Man: We are going to sushi.

Woman: I dont want rice it makes me constipated.

Man: You can get sashimi and soup.

Woman: I dont want damn soup and sashimi... Give me a cigarette.

Man: Lets go get Kebab?

Woman: You don't understand me, I am on a diet!!! Why are you always only thinking about yourself? Before I met you I was 20 pounds lighter... Look what you did to me. YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!!

Man: I am not hungry. Lets go home.......

Woman: So now you are saying I am fat?

Man: Yes, you are fat?

Woman: How dare you say such horrific things to me, You are not getting laid for a month!!!!

Man: a month? Lets go for three its been over 2 months anyways...

Woman: And thats why you never get laid...

Silence for 5 minutes....

Woman: So do you really think I am fat?

Man: No I was joking..

Woman: No you weren't TELL ME THE TRUTH...

Man: You are not fat...

Woman: You are lying...

Man: Fine, you are...

Woman: are you serious?

Man: No, lets pick a place and lets go I am hungry.

Woman Fine lets go get a Burger.