The Top 17 Headlines in Animal Newspapers (Part II)

17> American Kennel Club Approves "Freedom Poodle" Name Change


16> Father of 12 Charged With Eating Children


15> Local Dingo Breaks World Record in Baby-Eating Competition


14> Teens Most Likely to Become Roadkill; Elderly Close Second


13> Fluffy Accused of "Going Outside the Box"


12> Tiger Dominates Masters, Arrested at Dinner


11> President Claims: "I Did Not Have Sex With That Leg"


10> Elephants Denied Vote in Democratic Primary


9> MASTER RETURNS! Abandoned Rover Excited, Hungry


8> Roy Attacker: "Evil Dictator Had to Go"


7> Authorities Question Siamese Immigrant as Koi-Pond Murder Spree Enters Third Week


6> Farmer Jones to Mooove


5> Hundreds Injured in Slugville Salt Factory Explosion


4> Countless Canines Defrauded in Fake Ball-Throw Scam


3> REX BAD! (Page 14)


2> Siamese Cats Separated


1> Chinese Soccer Team Scandal: Shih Tzu Hits Fan


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