Paul, panicking, scrambles for a hiding place, or a makeshift weapon. George calmly unties his shoes and puts on a fresh pair of Nikes. Confused, Paul asks, "Do you really think you can outrun a tiger with some Nikes??"
George replies, "Oh I don't need to outrun the tiger. I just need to outrun you."
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