I go into a bar in scotland

The bartender looks rather angry so I go up to him and ask what's up

He says 'you see that bridge over there' pointing outside. I built that. But do they call me Angus the bridge builder. Nooo.

'You see this bar. I built it. Do they call me Angus the bar builder. No.'

'But ye get caught with one goat..."

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