One day Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding the trail when Tonto signals to stop. He dismounts and puts his ear to the ground and listens. Looking up he says,"Kemosabe many buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looks at him in amazement and says,"Tonto I've seen you do that hundreds of time and I'm still amazed. How can you tell?"
Tonto stands up and says,"Because ground is wet and sticky." as he wipes the side of his face.
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