16> Alec Baldwin -- Country Potatoes (just not THIS country's potatoes)
15> Russell Crowe -- Catch of the Day
14> Sharon Stone -- Chicken Thighs with a Clam
13> Jennifer Lopez -- House Salad with Thin Skimpy Dressing, Melons Au Naturel, Juicy Rump Roast, and an Open-Blouse Chicken Breast Sandwich
12> Billy Bob Thornton -- Mmmmm, Taters... er... I mean, Pomme Fritte
11> George Michael and Paul Reubens -- Beef Strokinoff and Jerked Chicken
10> Sean "Puffy" Combs -- Bowl of Lime J.Lo
9> Bob Packwood -- Tongue, and lots of it
8> Rosie O'Donnell -- One of Everything, Cutie-Patootey
7> Michael Jackson -- Boys-n-berry Turnover, hold the berries
6> Marlon Brando -- S'mores
5> Calista Flockhart -- 16 oz. Ribeye with Creamed Spinach, Potato and Brie Terrine, Dobosh Torte, and an Ipecac Milkshake
4> Ang Lee -- Crouching Chicken, Hidden Dumplings
3> Joan and Melissa Rivers -- Bitches and Cream
2> Michael Douglas -- Young rack of... well, just a young rack
1> James Gandolfini -- Bada Bing Cherries
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