15> Nair -- Pelt-Away
14> Old Spice -- Eau de Grandpa
13> Dr. Scholl's Corn Pads -- Beats BITING Them Off
12> Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion -- Sgt. Zipper's Lonely Hearts
Club "Hand" Cream
11> Trojan Condoms -- SkankSafe
10> Wart-B-Gone -- Put Down Those Goddam Toads!
9> FDS -- CrotchGuard
8> Preparation H -- SitAgin
7> Q-Tips -- Jam It In! We Dare Ya!
6> Nyquil -- Kid-Booze
5> Cover Girl Makeup - Covers Ugly Girls Makeup
4> Tampax -- Suck It Up, Missy!
3> Tom's of Maine -- Gee, Your Teeth Smell Like Pete Moss!
2> K-Y Jelly -- J-O Jelly
1> Chanel No. 5 -- Catbox No. 2
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