The Top 15 Greatest Stoner Inventions


15> Caramel Toothpaste


14> Dancing Hula Girl Rosary Beads


13> Combination Salad Shooter/De-Seeder


12> Automatic Coats-Anything-With-Peanut-Butter Machine


11> Supply-Side Economics


10> "Waitin' For My F***ing Ham" Kitchen Timer


9> "You don't get it, man? It's like a fork *and* a spoon! A 'Foon'!"


8> Binaca-Flavored Visine


7> A TV set with a Teletubby in its middle.


6> The NASA Channel


5> Tie-Dye Contact Lenses


4> Barbie Dream House Smoke Alarm


3> Iron-On Tattoos


2> The Mood Thong


1> "Chips Ahoy. Chipsahoy. No, wait. Chip Sahoy. Hee hee. Chipsahoy! Oh, man."


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