English horn joke
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Music Jokes
Viola joke
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Trombone joke
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Bass joke
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Sailors and Light Bulbs
How many sailors does it take to remove a ligh...
Cello joke
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Saxophone joke
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All about Music
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Music joke
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Accordion joke
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Beethoven's Ninth
A number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony wa...
Drum joke
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Trumpet joke
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Annoying Pop Stars
One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all o...
Drum joke
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Viola joke
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Viola joke
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Musician joke
Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take t...
Bass joke
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Drum joke
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Viola joke
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Saxophone joke
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Accordion joke
Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An...
Banjo joke
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and ...
Bass joke
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked h...