The Top 13 Signs Your House May Be Haunted


13> Well, *something's* controlling the little people inside that big box.


12> Plumbers can't find source of that blood leak.


11> Every morning your 14-year-old son wakes up in a pool of what appears to be ectoplasm.


10> There's red stuff oozing from the walls, and even though it *is* the old Heinz family mansion, you're still plenty freaked.


9> Note on fridge: "GET OUT!!! (and we're out of Dijon mustard)"


8> You live alone, yet when you sing in the shower you get back-up vocals in four-part harmony.


7> Jerry Garcia is always demanding the last slice of pizza.


6> Every night at midnight, your dog starts whining and licking your hand and-- wait a minute, YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG!


5> The toilet's talking in tongues.


4> Bloody body parts on floor spell "Get out!" And you're pretty sure that when you left them they spelled "Try and stop me!"


3> The trash takes itself to the curb every Thursday morning when it knows damn well that trash day is Wednesday.


2> The source of that squeaky noise? Squirrels in tinfoil hats.


1> The eyes in that creepy portrait follow you across the room, down the hall, through the garage door, into the car, and buckle themselves into the passenger seat.


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