A horny college kid borrowed his roommate's car, scraped together every penny he could find, picked up his date at her parent's house, and took her to a nice restaurant for dinner.
But he got more and more upset when she proceeded to order everything pricey on the menu: fancy mixed drinks, lobster, champagne, the works.
Finally, he couldn't stay silent any more, and blurted, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"
"Nope," she replied with a demure smile, "but my mom's not trying to get laid either."
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