Once opon a time there were three me. One was chinease the other was black and the last one was white. They all wanted to be something different. So they went to a wizard and he said go to the highest mountain scream what u want to be and it will come true. The white guy jumped of and said "eagle" he flew away. The chinease got up jumped off and said "whale" he swam away. The black slipped off and said crap.
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