Piano Player Wanted

So a guy sees a sign in a lounge window that says, "Piano Player Wanted" He goes in and secures an audition. He sits at the piano with the manager sitting nearby and proceeds to play an absolutely beautiful song.

The manager is overwhelmed and says, "Wow! That was wonderful. What song is that?"

"It's my own composition.", replied the pianist. "I call it *A Weasel Ate My Genitals*"

"Oh. Okay. Well, can I hear another one?"

"Sure!", said the pianist and plays another stunning piece.

"Great!", said the manager. "What song is that/"

"*Shit in My Mouth. I Love It!*"

"Alright then.....I tell you what, I'll hire you to play but you can't tell people what the names of your songs are."

The pianist agrees and they arrange for him to return that weekend.

Well it was about 9 o'clock on Saturday and the pianist was knocking them dead. People were amazed by his skill and the tip jar was filling and the manager was all smiles. There was an old man sitting nearby drinking a gin & tonic and clearly enjoying the music. After a while he notices that the pianist's zipper is open and he's putting on more of a show than intended. During a break between songs he shuffles over to the piano and says to the pianist, "Excuse me. Do you know your zipper is open and your dick is hanging out?"

"Know it! Hell, I WROTE it!"


^(La la la, di da da)

^(La la, di da da da dum)