ok their were 3 men a englishman japanese and a maori man they happily walking there dogs to a bridge but as they came closer to the bridge a ghost appeared and said "if you want cross the bridge as you walk across don't let your dog fart or you want be aloud across" "that does not sound hard" the three men said and the englishman went first,half away across his dog farted "why cheales why"the man said and then it was the japaneses turn,he only got one step and his dog farted"u shilly doggy" the japanese said to his dog. then it was the maori's turn and he ran across the bridge and when he got to the end the ghost asked him how he did it and the man replied"me no silly me no dumb me stick cork up doggies bum.
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