A father calls his two little boys, Johnny and Jimmy, down for breakfast. He goes up to Johnny and says "Johnny, what would you like for breakfast?" Johnny says, "I want some goddamn cornflakes." The father beats his ass and sends him to his room. He goes up to Jimmy and says, "Jimmy, what do you want for breakfast?" Jimmy says, "I don't know, but I don't want no fucking cornflakes!"
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