The teenage son came home a saturday morning after begin at a party with some friends the night before.
His dad is in the kitchen, sees him and askes "How did it go son?"
"Good, good" the son replied "I had sex last night"
The father thought about the information for a couple of seconds, deciding it was now time to have the talk about the birds and the bees.
So they sat at the dinner table and had the talk.
When they were as good as done the father looked at his son "and remember, if you have any questions, never be afraid to ask"
"Well I have one" the son replied
"Yes?"
"For how long is my ass going to hurt this badly?"
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