My cousin made a mistake telling this joke last night while out to eat with a bunch of family.
Cousin: "this food is terrible. It tastes like ass"
Uncle: "HA, how do you know what ass tastes like?"
He planned on saying something like "I've been eating moms cooking for 18 years"
BUT
what came out was "I've been eating moms for 18 years"
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