Field Trip !

I'm a pretty good guy I think, but I could do more. Took a friend's advice and helped chaperone some kids on a field trip recently. It was actually pretty fun, you know and they learned a lot, I think I even learned quite a bit myself. But about halfway through I just thought

"damn we should've done this like, closer to more trees or houses or something"

"Actually nevermind fuck that, this is, this is perfect, this is amazing, you got the cigarettes Jason?"
Jason was a cool kid, he didn't bum all the smokes though he prolly could have, I started calling em "our cigarettes" instead of "my cigarettes" after we came up. He covered for us too when he got confronted, told his mom he went to "see the reptile house" which was clever because really, he meant around hour four when he saw a tiny ranch style home in the grass with a snake mowing the lawn in a hat.

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