The ship

A woman was cheating on her husband with her next door neighbor. Suddenly, as the two were busy, the husband returned home. Alarmed, the neighbor said," what the hell is your husband doing home so early?"

" I don't know. But i sure as hell am not satisfied. Tell you what we'll do: I'll cut a hole in my side of the bed, while you lay beneath the bed. Afterwards, I'll tell my husband that I'm tired and that I need to take a nap. That way we can keep on going," the wife said.
They both put their plan to action right before the husband barged into his bedroom.

"Hey honey, listen im tired so I'm going to get some sleep. Hope you don't mind?" The wife said.

" as a matter of fact, that's not such a bad idea. I'm a bit tired myself and I could use a quick nap,"the husband replied.

So they both lay in their respective sides, and shut the lights.

Suddenly, the wife moaned loudly

" what's wrong dear?" The husband asked.

"Nothing, I was just dreaming of a ship that was about to enter a terrible storm," the wife panted.

A few minutes later, the wife moaned loudly again

" what's wrong dear?" The husband repeated his question

" the ship in my dream, people were dying and the storm was blowing. It was overwhelming," the wife said in between breaths.

" looks like your side seems to be haunted by some ghost ship, how about we switch sides?" The husband suggested.

Baffled, the wife had no choice but to reluctantly agree

Five minutes later, the husband yelped in pain

"What's wrong dear?" The wife asked

"The ship's mast just went up my ass" said the husband