A boy and his grandfather

A young boy walks up to his grandfather and says "grandpa, can I have a dollar?" The grandfather asks, "Is your dick long enough to touch your ass hole?" the boy replies, "no.." The grandfather then says, well come back when it is."

For the next few years the boy asked his grandfather the same thing, "Grandpa can I have a dollar?" and the grandfathers response was always the same, "Is your dick long enough to touch your ass hole?" and the boy always left disappointed.

Years later the boy went to see his grandfather, only this time he was more excited than ever, because his dick was finally long enough to touch his ass hole. He approached his grandfather with a wide grin asking, "Grandpa can i have a dollar?" Before the grandfather could even finish his sentence the boy shouted "YES! YES IT IS! MY DICK IS LONG ENOUGH TO TOUCH MY ASS HOLE!"

"Good!" the grandfather replied, "Now go fuck yourself!"