Jerry's boss called him, "You were supposed to be in the office an hour ago. What's the deal?" Jerry replied, "I think I've got rectal glaucoma."

"Rectal glaucoma‽" his boss shouted in disbelief, "What the hell is that‽"

Jerry explained, "Without going into too much detail, it basically means I can't see my ass comin in today."

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