Magic Frog

A man with a 25 inch penis went to his doctor and complained he
was unable to establish an intimate relationship with a lady due
to his size. "Doctor," he asked in total frustration, "is there
any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replied, "medically son,
nothing can be done; but, I know of a witch who may be able to
help you", and he gave him directions to the witch's house.


The man calls upon the witch and explains his dilemma: "Witch,
my penis is 25 inches long, so I cannot establish an intimate
relationship with a lady?" The witch stares in amazement,
scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution
to your problem. You need to go deep in the forest to Hidden
Pond. You will see a frog sitting on a log who can solve your
dilemma. You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time
the frog says 'NO' to your proposal, your penis will shrink five
inches."


The man couldn't hide his excitement as he dashed into the
forest and located Hidden Pond. He called out to the frog, "will
you marry me?" The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied,
"NO!" The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches
shorter. "WOW," he screamed, "this is great!! But it's still too
long at 20 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
"Frog, will you marry me?", he shouted. The frog rolled its eyes
back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another
twitch in his penis, looked down, and it shrank another 5
inches. The man reflected, "this is fantastic, but 15 inches is
still a monster; just a little shorter would be ideal".
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will
you marry me?" The frog looked back across pond shaking its head
in disgust, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO! ... NO!
... and for the last time, NO!"