The scanner

A little boy is walking home from school one day and comes across an apartment building on fire. It's very bad and there are all kinds of firemen and cops all over the place and he runs home and says " Mommy,Mommy, I saw a very bad fire on my way home from school today!" And his mom says "I know" "You know?? How do you know?!" His mom says " I heard it on the scanner!"
Well, the little boy was a bit put off but, what can you do right?!
So,the next day the little boy was walking home from school and he sees a three car pile-up. There are cops and ambulances all over so the little boy runs home and tells his mom..."Mommy,Mommy, I saw a very bad accident on the way home from school today!!" She says "I know" "You know?? How do you know?!" And she says "I heard it on the scanner!"
The little boy is not happy about that at all but goes about his business.
The next day the little boy is walking home from school and sees a big ole pig in the middle of a field and thinks to himself, hmmm...
So the boy goes into the field to " check out " this pig...and he's out there for awhile and then he goes running home and exclaims to his mother " Mommy, Mommy I had my first sexual experience today!!" And his mom says " IN A PIGS ASS YOU DID!! And he says..." that fucking scanner!!"